4 Years and 10 Minutes to Finish the Job
The contents manager was called in by the daughter of a kindly little old lady to perform a complete cleaning and restoration of a hoarding house.
The little old lady said, “Okay, you can do it, but I get to decide what stays.”
The manager picked up something at random and said, “How about this?”
The little old lady said, “That stays.”
The manager tried 3 more times, then the nice old lady asked her to leave.
The contents valet was hired and fired in about 10 minutes. 4 years later, the daughter called and explained that she had moved her mom into an assisted living facility and invited the contents manager to finish the job.